I love me too

This is kinda awkward.

Dear Admirer,

I know you love me, I see you check me out when I bend over, and you're always peeking through my windows at night and while I play with my big boy toys; you want me bad huh? Next time I see you Ima get angry and spit acid drops on you.

Lets see if you love me after that!

Sincerely,

David King

ps. If you do then I guess it's real and we'll get married or whatever.